ramdom thoughtsII ( THINGS I LEARNed IN COLLEGE )

Here I am again for random thoughts...

This time my inspiration ( we can call it that way ) is all the pressure I have right now now nah nah now...

College is fun, but at times it’s damn (I don’t have the right word)...

Anyway This Time,

Random Thoughts...

Brings to You...

THINGS I LEARNed IN COLLEGE

1. My basic grammar is not really basic unless it’s a math teacher am talking to

2. That there are only two kinds of people, the math nerds and the authentic wiz ( tayo yun)

3. That calculus, aside from geometry is the most irrelevant idea ever invented.

4. That 3am in the morn’n is not really that late do make a video presentation for a 1unit subject.

5. That you really have only two best friends, your laptop and your wallet! ( lalo na pagFINALS )

6. That term papers can really be done overnight.

7. You finally appreciate the value of silence coz you’re rarely silent.

8. That those vacant times are the best times to waste doing NOTHING!

9. That DISTURBIA really pertains to term papers, video presentation, final paper defence and examination-tomorrow-shit-i-haven’t-studied-yet all rolled into one! ( your mind is in distubbia... bum bar ah bi bum bum!)

10. That the fire exits are actually the best way to use when you are late!

11. That the 3^rd floor isn’t really that far and high (unless nakaLeather shoes K!)

12. That learning Mandarin is easier than math.

13. That the there are only 3 places where you can you really be stress free, first the canteen, second the next canteen, third sa pinakamalapit n Mall.

14. That prelaw legal management is easier than accounting...

15. That seminars are really important esp. if attendance is to be checked.

16. That WiFi spots are porn spots! ( hala kayo jan! )

17. that there are only two things that would really remind you of home in school, first the cool aircon and second your teacher acting like as if she’s your mom ( mas ganda si mama noh! )

18. that most cute men... also wants men! ( hay! Kakawindang! )

19. That there are only two TV channels that you should know, MYX and Blumberg ( aminin hindi ko rin alam ang Blumberg’s Time ni father tabora )

20. That it’s either Atenista ka (eheM), La Salista, USTI! O kabilang ka sa losers! (peace)

21. Masarap ang coke taz mais con yelo pag libre!

22. That payphones that uses coins still exist ( oh baka sa Ateneo na Lng!? )

23. That organizations are really a big help! Hiraman ng speaker pag nagmalFuinction ang speaker mu, taguan ng gamit ( instant locker) and most of all taka pressure sayo lalo na pag Exams!

24. That fake chucks can enter the gates but fake havaianas need to pay fine! ( of di’ba!? )

25. That there are only two important school personels to befriend, first ung guard sa first gate, second yung sa kabilang gate! ( heheheheheh )

26. That good girls aren’t really goods.

27. That may na meet ka na palang PORNSTAR kaso hindi mo napansin kasi tahimik sya sa Klase!

28. That yung super crush ng crush mung dancer sa super sexy ay most of the time, BAKLAh!!!

29. That , pwedeng magtago ng cheat sa medyas.

30. That Presidents listers are not really smart ( masisipag Lang )

31. That you can actually smoke at the back of the library.

32. That you can also smoke inside the CRs wag lang sa malapit sa OSA.

33. That foreign students most of the time understand “ang puti nya noh?!”

34. That marami kang marerealize but you’d run out of time!

35. That blogging relieves stress... ( swear, pwo mnakakapuyat din! )

Oh cya at mahabahaba nay an, GUDNYT! Good day if umaga mu man to mabasa...

>brent’s out!

>Tototot...